I. Thou shalt make photocopies of this material for use within your congregation only.

II. Thou shalt not reproduce this material in any manner for friends, relatives, or strangers for any purpose outside your church.

III. Thou shalt give due credit to the author, Curt M. Joseph, in any worship bulletin, program, or playbill.

IV. Thou shalt not borrow all or any portion of this material and give credit to anyone other than its rightful author, Curt M. Joseph. (Except God, of course.)

V. Thou shalt feel free to invite anyone to a performance at your church facility.

VI. Thou shalt not perform this material outside your facility without written consent of the author.

VII. Thou shalt e-mail friends, relatives, and strangers and tell them about Trunk-in-the-Attic Drama Resources at www.bible-dramas.com

VIII. Thou shalt not electronically transmit this material to friends, relatives, or those on your e-mail humor list.

IX. Thou shalt not loan these original play scripts to any source for use outside your congregation.

X. Thou shalt not borrow these original play scripts (or any graven image thereof) for your own use, unless the right to do so has been purchased from Trunk-in-the-Attic Drama Resources.

Woe to you who disobey these commandments, for locusts shall devour your woolens, hailstones shall dimple your SUV's, and thou shalt be afflicted by solicitors, barristers, and scribes.

Blessed are you who obey these commandments, for your congregation will be filled with the Word of the Lord!

- Curt M. Joseph